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Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23412) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30203) - you deserved it (3903)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

#18325546
82 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38436) - you deserved it (31273)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML

#18279244
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (2314)

On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (7983)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15975) - you deserved it (30527)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada



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