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Today, a guy wolf-whistld me as I walkd to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup an my hair scrapd back. Feeling rather pleasd about it, I told my best friend an my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML

Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing ere for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home an introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved yur asses in World War 2." FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

TODAY, I MET MA GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS 4 TE FIRST TIME. IN TE ENTRANCE WAY I FELT A SLIGT TUGGING ON MA JEANS. USD TO MA DOBERMAN TUGGING WEN E WANTS TO PLAY, I SOVD ARD WIT MA FOOT. I SUCCESSFULLY PUNTD TIER CIUAUA OFF TE GROUND AND INTO TE NEXT ROOM WERE IT LANDD WIT A TUD. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY , MAH ROOMMATE TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 50 DEGREES . WHY? BECAUSE SHE READ THAT SHIVERING BURNS CALORIES . FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park!! He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them!! FML

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On 09/10/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by NotJessePinkmanFFS (man) - United States (California)

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

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I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today , aftar work , I parkad in tha parking lot I go to avary day looool to lat haavy traffic go by. As I was about to laava , two cops suddanly yankad ma out of tha car and arrastad ma 4 ( stocking , ) as thay spallad it on tha raport. Soma paranoid girl thought I was parking thara avary day to watch har. FML

Today I drunk diald my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning my mom told me that she's no longer paying 4 college. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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