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Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother in law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 1:41am - misc - by kayt240 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
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Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by me - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 3:03am - health - by knickedleg - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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