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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I learned that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store and sit in my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (8654)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML


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