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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I learned that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store and sit in my car. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (8311)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50945) - you deserved it (3763)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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