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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1083
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!!  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (48048)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24120) - you deserved it (3628)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I purposely wore a rd shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24007) - you deserved it (9964)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today , I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself 4 finishing a very intense workout , I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

#19596510
105 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19am - health - by Slowsky (woman) - United States (California)

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today... I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately... it was partially true. big fat FML

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I fell and hit mah head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (1804)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (3275) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

I realizd just ow awful ma relationsips ave beenen I discoverd I emotionally connect wit women on Jerry Springer. FML

#19511364
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (5108)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86676) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia



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