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Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!! A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML
Today , I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself 4 finishing a very intense workout , I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML
Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML
TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML
TODAY, I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME WAKING UP. WHEN I SAT DOWN 4 BREAKFAST, MY CHAIR ROCKED BACKWARDS. I REFLEXIVELY GRABBED OUT AT SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO. UNFORTUNATELY, I GRABBED THE CEREAL BOX THAT WAS ON THE TABLE. FML
Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015