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About mattty1221 : Enjoying every min of being me. Dunn as hell and I know it. Message me if ya wanna talk
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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014