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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1981 (33 years)
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Today, I shat out a staple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (16319)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9290) - you deserved it (36792)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (7399)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:43am - kids - by madeyoulaugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20938) - you deserved it (37564)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6928) - you deserved it (61288)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

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