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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015