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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5404
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About mattmalin11 : You know what, here's how we're gonna solve this argument: I'm right and you're wrong. End of discussion.

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Today, I went to school in mah brand new shrt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshrt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to mah seat, I took off mah sweatshrt, but also took off mah shrt with it, flashing mah whole class. FML

#13889988
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26590) - you deserved it (10410)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today mah boyfriend emaild me this morning to let me know that he had forwardd the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates an friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also includd. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

#13886918
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (7021)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , I WAS DOING PHOTOGRAPHY , AND DECIDED TO CLIMB ONTO THE ROOF OF A BUILDING TO PHOTOGRAPH THE CITY. I DROPPED A SQUARE OF CHOCOLATE OVER THE EDGE JUST TO APPRECIATE THE HIEGHT. APPARENTLY SOMEBODY SAW ME , I WAS ARRESTED AND AM NOW BIENG CHARGED 4 TRESPASSING AND FIRING MISSILES.

#13883371
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15398) - you deserved it (24024)

On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I Was Pulld Over By The Cops Fir A Random Breathalyzer Test. They Askd To See My License. I Always Keep My Wallet In My Car Fir Situations Lyk This. I Receivd A $100 Ticket Because My Mum Apparently Didn’t Think It Was A Good Idea To Keep My Wallet In The Car. FML

#13862982
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23863) - you deserved it (6291)

On 11/16/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YERES BROKE UP WIT ME. SE WANTS TO TRY DATING WOMEN. TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS AS APPENED TO ME. FML

#13857180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41514) - you deserved it (6154)

On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to car , it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper , when the snow that had collected on the top of back window slid into trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

#13829927
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19778) - you deserved it (7766)

On 11/13/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by snowman (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (51775)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting athich thehole company was there but me!! The meeting was about how they could legally fire mehile paying as little severance as possible!! I'm the CEO and the founder of the company!! FML

#13825716
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41232) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my six year old daughter discoverd the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had did almost a year ago , and we'd stord it in the freezer , intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7203) - you deserved it (40143)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work I was looking fir ma lost wallet. After ours of looking I gave up and went ome. Te wallet ten sows up in ma mail box wit an envelope marked ( To te assole. ) I opened te letter and it was filled wit poop. My wallet too. FML

#13811167
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27400) - you deserved it (4466)

On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boss was watching taser pranks online,hen he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, an I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn mah back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

#13801647
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19616) - you deserved it (8020)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - work - by MrsKSB - United States (Texas)

today at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where u can feel wat natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (38607)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59307) - you deserved it (3426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I went to the place I signd for yesterday to pay the frst month's rent and get mah keys!! I lookd around before I left, and usd the toilet!! I went back later to show mah boyfriend and found the place floodd an inch with water coming from the toilet!! It had been flooding for 7 hours!! FML

#13798329
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21893) - you deserved it (4173)

On 11/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by robbyrabbit (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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