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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5403
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About mattmalin11 : You know what, here's how we're gonna solve this argument: I'm right and you're wrong. End of discussion.

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today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (11359)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I discovard a tick on my panis. Aftar a long battla, ha finally lat go. Four hours latar I'm in tha hospital. My panis is twica tha normal siza. I may hava won tha battla but lost tha war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48371) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today , Dad Told Me He Has Money Set Aside 4 When He Has To Bail Me Out Of Jail Because "it's Bound To Happen Sooner Or Later." FML

#16628942
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30614) - you deserved it (9938)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was lying in bed with mah cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, cuz he hissed and savagely clawed at mah face without warning. FML

#16614936
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (6719)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute grl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears an said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in mah dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54554) - you deserved it (6860)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah parents groundd me an took away mah phone, iPod an door. That's right, mah door. They think that cuz I was stumbling an couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40877) - you deserved it (2930)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today... mah mother-in-law visited the house while mah husband and I were at work. When we returned... we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches 4 about 14 different clients. fat FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was swimming at the water park,hen out of nowhere a lifeguard bombd into the pool, grabbd me, and hauld me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process . Apparently, the way I swim makes it look lyk I'm in my drowning looool death throes . FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28585) - you deserved it (7138)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah dog surprisd everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followd him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (3910)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, I USED THE STAFF TOILETS AT SCHOOL. AS I SAT DOWN, I HEARD A SUDDEN PLOP, FOLLOWED BY THE STENCH OF DIARRHOEA FROM THE NEXT CUBICLE. IT WAS FOLLOWED BY A ( I DO APOLOGISE! ) IT WAS ENGLISH TEACHER. AND WE CONTINUED TO CHAT. FML

#16575897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (6880)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting 4 the bus . Apparently that corner is notorious 4 drug dealing.. . I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block . FML

#16568817
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29911) - you deserved it (3095)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51680) - you deserved it (3561)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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