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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5059
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About mattmalin11 : You know what, here's how we're gonna solve this argument: I'm right and you're wrong. End of discussion.

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Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26762) - you deserved it (2819)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22444) - you deserved it (4648)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16487) - you deserved it (9436)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (1963)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19304) - you deserved it (3472)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14238) - you deserved it (15746)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19065) - you deserved it (4125)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49135) - you deserved it (11656)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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