About mattisonnn124 : ain't sayin she a slut, all im saying is that shes been tapped more than the bird on flappy bird.
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Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
by even axe would smell better / 02/04/2014 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
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