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About matticus27 : Love animals and hockey.
Played since I was two and goalie since i was five. Currently have two snakes, two bearded dragons, a hedgehog, an evil cat, a russian tortoise, and have plans to get a border collie over the summer.
And I'm freaky fast.
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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Friday 12 February 2016