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matthewwehttam
  • Town/Country : Starkville, MS
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About matthewwehttam : I'm a pharmacy technician, and a student at Mississippi State University. I'm in love with a girl, who loves me too - in a weird complicated way. Fighting for her every day.

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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44193) - you deserved it (20773)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States



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