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About matthewwehttam : I'm a pharmacy technician, and a student at Mississippi State University. I'm in love with a girl, who loves me too - in a weird complicated way. Fighting for her every day.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51238) - you deserved it (24752)

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