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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1964 (50 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 103
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65779) - you deserved it (3576)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (4902)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)



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