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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1964 (50 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 136
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

#20692668
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I agree, your life sucks (65893) - you deserved it (3581)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27856) - you deserved it (4941)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (117036)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53581) - you deserved it (4649)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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