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  • Town/Country : Chula Vista, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (4415)

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