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mattethew
  • Town/Country : Denver, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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