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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (6810)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41196) - you deserved it (3375)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24482) - you deserved it (3525)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36243) - you deserved it (3979)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia



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