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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 69
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31865) - you deserved it (2453)

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