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matt5th35hit
  • Town/Country : Wilmington, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 23648
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About matt5th35hit : I'm a line cook at Hieronymus Seafood, I do landscaping on the side. I like to play music, chill at the beach, hang out with my cool ass roomates, and holla at fine chicks!! haha

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Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (2742)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by matt5th35hit (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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