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About matt5th35hit : I'm a line cook at Hieronymus Seafood, I do landscaping on the side. I like to play music, chill at the beach, hang out with my cool ass roomates, and holla at fine chicks!! haha
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
Friday 6 December 2013