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matt5th35hit

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matt5th35hit

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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24008
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About matt5th35hit : Just recovered this account info, made this about 5 years ago... Since then I've completed 3 associates degrees and a bachelor's in chemistry.

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Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML



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