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About matikalovesoreos : idk f my life

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Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11449) - you deserved it (65287)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States



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