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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1987 (27 years)
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Taday mah daughter walkd in on me taking a shower!! She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis,hich apparently is the same size as mine!! My daughter and Dylan are 7!! real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (109355) - you deserved it (8554)

On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME A HUGE SPEECH ON BEING ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE. BEING THE HONEST PERSON THAT I AM, I TOLD HER I WASN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE. INSTEAD OF BEING MAD AN TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO HELL. SHE ASKED ME WHAT MAH FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO SEXUALLY WERE. AND TOLD ME HERS IN DETAIL. FML

#918397
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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I went out with this girl I really liked and she cummed back to mah place. Thing were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh... look at the time... I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. real FML

#618347
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On 03/26/2009 at 4:37am - intimacy - by crap (man) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, mah mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on mah laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatle concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. big fat FML

#267368
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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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