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mathman101
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mathman101 : Im a happy guy. love to make more friends. i care too :)
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Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (2060)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (77483) - you deserved it (9247)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

#13853853 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (24577) - you deserved it (1887)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

#7101810 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (4670) - you deserved it (46209)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML

#7077814 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (2620)

On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (5183) - you deserved it (39126)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

#6990469 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (19481) - you deserved it (4596)

On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (14445) - you deserved it (2118)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

#6213926 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (13806) - you deserved it (2282)

On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

#5702503 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (12814) - you deserved it (1852)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by fatnick (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (4135)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (48199) - you deserved it (8640)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife found out my son masturbated and wanted to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbated when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (51323) - you deserved it (4755)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

#2150029 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (57856) - you deserved it (4293)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version