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Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22565) - you deserved it (4691)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
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I agree, your life sucks (19998) - you deserved it (4876)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
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I agree, your life sucks (14569) - you deserved it (5456)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50100) - you deserved it (2521)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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