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masterofdisaster
  • Town/Country : farmington hills, Michigan, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1741
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About masterofdisaster : im 19 years old, italian, and love to give people advice if they like to listen. ..you can friend me on fb if you like...http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=712265576&ref=profile

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (111202) - you deserved it (11236)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (54155) - you deserved it (23603)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

#194766 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (79683) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (9489)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, the 75 year old blinding owner of the bar I work at called me over and told me to fire "Rachel, the stupid c**t after the next wrong thing she does". My name is Rachel. FML

#193676 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (43031) - you deserved it (2415)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:26am - work - by nicooolea (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (36602) - you deserved it (114613)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (11154)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

#165039 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (13000) - you deserved it (91088)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

#150928 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (52551) - you deserved it (11326)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore