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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 344
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About masterofdeath : i am 13 and have brown eyes and realy hate bullys who pick on little kids. i love metallica and hate people who dnt! rock on metallica! BIG BIRD ROCKS! SCREW ELMO HAHAHA! ELMO SUCKS

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Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32506) - you deserved it (3244)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)



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