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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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masterblaster288's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49954) - you deserved it (4646)

On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60048) - you deserved it (16815)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58213) - you deserved it (5712)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML


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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML


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On 07/14/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by dinapar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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