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About masterblaster288 : Lax bro
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, while having sex with mah husband, he accidentally elbowd me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemd to turn him on an he climaxd immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with mah boyfriend watching a movie, mah boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, your mah favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly respondd by saying: "You say that lyk I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right.
Friday 27 March 2015