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master_ninja11
  • Town/Country : 360, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (17 years)
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Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (39758)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by deflated - Ireland

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55727) - you deserved it (135993)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)