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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28246) - you deserved it (2202)

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