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Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML
by Failoffel / 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
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