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  • Town/Country : Pozna?, Poland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 March 1986 (28 years)
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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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