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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while askd me if I wantd to meet her in person . Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house . When she opend the door, she screamd and calld the cops on me . While detaind, she calld my phone asking why I never showd up today . FML

#20450521
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38387) - you deserved it (5789)

On 01/09/2013 at 6:55pm - love - by GDBeast (man) - United States

Today, I Decided To Treat Myself To A Pedicure. The Pedicurist Began Examining Mah Feet, Then Called His Coworkers Over To Demonstrate How To Deal With "excessively Crusty" Feet. FML

#20407705
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22018) - you deserved it (16328)

On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

#20398877
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29231) - you deserved it (1917)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)

Today, in class, I reacd into ma bag to pull out a tampon, wic I id under ma sleeve so I could make a quick escape to te restroom!! My teacer yelld at me, because se tougt I'd taken out ma pone!! I ten ad to prove myself by sowing te tampon to looool te wole class!! FML

#20398872
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32438) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:40am - health - by bloodyfreakinawful - United States (Texas)

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML

#20170839
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10659) - you deserved it (29953)

On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly... so I stared at it 4 about 10 seconds waiting 4 spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. fat FML

#20135256
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6147) - you deserved it (29598)

On 10/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by katier8295 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms an I decided to test a few on mah girlfriend!! Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling an said I looked lyk a giraffe trying to bob for apples!! FML

#19352166
112 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

I learned that if you don't wrap your hair around a looool bristled curling ron the correct way you end up getting it stuck to mention frying it. Three inches of mah hair is now in the trash. FML

Today , there was a big cake at the office . I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it . She laughd , but then lost her balance an fell forward . Everyone saw . Turns out she’s allergic to coconut , even just the shavings on a cake , an had to go to the hospital . FML

#5548014
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11350) - you deserved it (40061)

On 09/29/2009 at 2:40pm - work - by cakekiller (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm A Medicine Student, It's Sixth Year, An I Have Spent Thehole Day In Surgery. No One Dared Tell Me That Wat I Was Wearing On Feet Was Actually Supposed To Be Putted Over Hair. Which Was Embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (7113)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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