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Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while askd me if I wantd to meet her in person . Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house . When she opend the door, she screamd and calld the cops on me . While detaind, she calld my phone asking why I never showd up today . FML
Today, in class, I reacd into ma bag to pull out a tampon, wic I id under ma sleeve so I could make a quick escape to te restroom!! My teacer yelld at me, because se tougt I'd taken out ma pone!! I ten ad to prove myself by sowing te tampon to looool te wole class!! FML
TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML
YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML
Today... I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly... so I stared at it 4 about 10 seconds waiting 4 spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. fat FML
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms an I decided to test a few on mah girlfriend!! Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling an said I looked lyk a giraffe trying to bob for apples!! FML
Today , there was a big cake at the office . I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it . She laughd , but then lost her balance an fell forward . Everyone saw . Turns out she’s allergic to coconut , even just the shavings on a cake , an had to go to the hospital . FML
Today, I'm A Medicine Student, It's Sixth Year, An I Have Spent Thehole Day In Surgery. No One Dared Tell Me That Wat I Was Wearing On Feet Was Actually Supposed To Be Putted Over Hair. Which Was Embarrassing. FML
Friday 27 March 2015