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maseybear_RAWR
  • Town/Country : I , USSSSSA(:
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About maseybear_RAWR : hmmmmmm, dont hate! i love horses, wolves, and harrie potter(: mssg me if ya want! yeah, im kinda bored(: oh, and the names mason. yep. i have a gf so dont even tryyyyyy! haahaa, yeppppp, rain rain go away thats what all my haters say

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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11184) - you deserved it (37515)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (5365)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

#6546793
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15909) - you deserved it (11738)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

#5163835
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12237) - you deserved it (33954)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

#1509670
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57888) - you deserved it (10389)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:50pm - kids - by mylove (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
53 comments

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On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59628) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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