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maseybear_RAWR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 663
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About maseybear_RAWR : hmmmmmm, dont hate! i love horses, wolves, and harrie potter(: mssg me if ya want! yeah, im kinda bored(: oh, and the names mason. yep. i have a gf so dont even tryyyyyy! haahaa, yeppppp, rain rain go away thats what all my haters say

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maseybear_RAWR's favorite FMLs

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

by ihatecats / 12/01/2009 at 2:05am / United States / Health

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

by mylove / 04/30/2009 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

by Fsd / 11/05/2008 at 2:35am / France (Franche-Comte) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

by alf / 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm / Love

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

by RaYan / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous