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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About maseybear_RAWR : hmmmmmm, dont hate! i love horses, wolves, and harrie potter(: mssg me if ya want! yeah, im kinda bored(: oh, and the names mason. yep. i have a gf so dont even tryyyyyy! haahaa, yeppppp, rain rain go away thats what all my haters say

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Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, an my boss fired me for calling the police an ( making a big deal out of it ). FML

#15669664
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39427) - you deserved it (6674)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week . All this cuz the Professor left the exams looool strewn across her desk . The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them . FML

#15665104
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37788) - you deserved it (3241)

On 04/06/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by HM (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was on mah way home on mah bikehen a lady in a 4WD cut me offhile beeping her horn an calling me a ( stupid f**kerho should get a proper education!! ) In her car, she was smoking, an her three children weren't wearing seat belts!! mega FML

#15661688
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (3152)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

yesterday I subbed fir a first looool grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hystericallyhen one landed on me. mega FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20756) - you deserved it (33936)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

TODAY , I WAS PRESCRIBED ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICATION DUE TO THE HIGH LEVEL OF STRESS THAT I EXPERIENCE AT MAH JOB. UNFORTUNATELY , I CANNOT AFFORD THE MEDICATION BECAUSE I DO NOT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY AT SAID JOB. FML

#15658999
105 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 11:26pm - money - by Username -

I was cleaning my batroom , and accidentally spilled bleac , ruining my sower curtain , rugs , and towels. Wile attempting to wipe up te bleac , I knocked over a bottle of sower cleaner. It read , "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in te ouse. FML

#15657358
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (10479)

On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

2day my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black , so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31097) - you deserved it (5459)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that our nieghbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure y they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
134 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I LEARND THAT MY PARENTS' NICKNAME FOR MY FIANCÉ IS "DICKWAD." FML

#15650058
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (6064)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile attempting to sneak out of mah boyfriend's parents' house during mah walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, there walls, an the carpet . FML

#15647820
115 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I told mah boss I was too sick to coma to work. Ha askad if I had a lata night so I told him I stayad in. Apparantly I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to ramambar it. FML

#15647734
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8910) - you deserved it (51994)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today... wile driving wit my step moter... se attemptd to ave pone sex wit my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (4168)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was mah Indian grlfriend's looool father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39731) - you deserved it (4511)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND DID THE AUSTIN POWERS DANCE/STRIP-TEASE WHILE DANCING TO 'I TOUCH MYSELF'. IT WAS CUTE UNTIL HE RIPPED OFF HIS SHRT AND REVEALED THAT HE'D SHAVED HIS CHEST HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS. FML

#15261290
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46124) - you deserved it (8745)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

#15250812
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (18384)

On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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