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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 November 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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marzipanimal's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5905) - you deserved it (23895)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16716) - you deserved it (30079)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21097) - you deserved it (2921)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

#19331196
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (5209)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35786) - you deserved it (5271)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (1712)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17583) - you deserved it (35203)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34650) - you deserved it (2987)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

#18880054
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (2035)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

#18864216
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5536)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30502) - you deserved it (4066) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28125) - you deserved it (2869)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (3885)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40309) - you deserved it (3064)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)



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