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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 55465
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About marykateex3 : I am the coolest uncool person in the world.
(...now, now. Don't get jealous.)

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marykateex3's favorite FMLs

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34910) - you deserved it (2165)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75478) - you deserved it (4318)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (30997)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (4705)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (13500)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (13500)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (9450)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36562) - you deserved it (5324)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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