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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10886) - you deserved it (608)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, a woman came through drive-thru and placed a long order while screaming at her kids in back. When we forgot a doughnut, she became enraged, threw her iced coffees at me, told me I was a no-life and that I always get her order wrong. It's my first day and I was only giving her the order. FML

#21433884
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (599)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:40pm - work - by CoffeeGirl (woman) - United States

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML

#21433801
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16384) - you deserved it (1874)

On 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm - misc - by slowcomputer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

#21433696
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18435) - you deserved it (2159)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:28am - love - by sleepingonmydesk (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

#21433513
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18741) - you deserved it (1220)

On 06/28/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by CaptainFluffyPaw (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML

#21433097
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19769) - you deserved it (1669)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (1629)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22269) - you deserved it (2929)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25588) - you deserved it (1967)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25305) - you deserved it (2031)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

#21432396
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23507) - you deserved it (2320)

On 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

#21432333
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (1868)

On 06/26/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Zambia

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

#21431076
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (1615)

On 06/24/2015 at 8:44am - health - by tantanpanda (man) - United States

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (1775)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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