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mary8D
  • Town/Country : Rochester, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mary8D : I'm Mary, a 17 year old junior in high school. Just in case you were wondering, I am the girl in the left of the picture. Beside me is my best friend of 6 years. Interests include listening to music (mostly alternative rock) and or playing it myself (piano, clarinet, guitar), reading, and cooking. I speak French along with English. Favorite tv shows include Friends, How I Met your Mother, Grey's Anatomy and many more.

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Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (9248)

On 09/03/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CodyS - United States (Ohio)

Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

#20865414
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I agree, your life sucks (41466) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to use the water slide, a kid no older than 10 yanked my swim trunks down to "see what's down there." FML



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