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martinc47
  • Town/Country : IOWA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About martinc47 : I am very funny and random. im short. I love watching movies!!

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Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22425) - you deserved it (48717)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11285) - you deserved it (25602)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend's mother called me. She assumed that I bought him a PS3 for Christmas, and she and the rest of his family have only purchased him games to go with it. The thing is, I already got him an expensive gift. Now, I have to scramble to come up with the money to get this for him instead, and save the coat I bought for his birthday. FML

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (2394)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML

#4644175
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66102) - you deserved it (3482)

On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (598532)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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