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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56896) - you deserved it (3525)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37961) - you deserved it (4859)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML


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On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML


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On 06/13/2009 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML


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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

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