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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 261
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About marthaliss : my birthday is ACTUALLY the 23rd of may

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24697) - you deserved it (71671)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50971) - you deserved it (11236)

On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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