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About marthaliss : my birthday is ACTUALLY the 23rd of may
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
Friday 5 February 2016