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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1153
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML


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