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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (8745)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (546) - you deserved it (10543)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31666) - you deserved it (2526)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (9603)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

#20671425
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47613) - you deserved it (7101)

On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60657) - you deserved it (9162)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30527) - you deserved it (1992)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

#19397276
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (1728)

On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

#19395712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17758) - you deserved it (2829)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (3044)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23271) - you deserved it (9525)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16849) - you deserved it (30244)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23350) - you deserved it (10261)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22254) - you deserved it (3134)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24631) - you deserved it (1790)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)



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