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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2015 at 1:56am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
by wantmeasandwich / 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by SteroidPenguin / 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
by Eliza / 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love