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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5267
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About marleytooyou : This is me your average college kiddo!!! Yes, i can be a bitch deal with it!! :) if you dont like me why are you lookin at my profile :) just kidding EVERYONE LOVES MEH!!!!

me and kelly!! mah bestie :P not urs be jelous


i like:
♥ softball
♥ music
♥ texting
♥ hot guys
♥ texting hot guys
♥ YOU♥
♥ my friends
(not in that order, guys would be first ;D)

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don't want no paper gangsta, won't sign away my life to, someone who's got the flava, but dont have no follow through, don't want no paper gangsta
-LADY GAGA

I'm not surprised not everything lasts, I've broken hearts so many times I've stopped keeing track
-MICHAEL BUBLE

don't teat me like i'm playing a game
-NEVERSHOUTNEVER

♥REMEMBER MARLEY WUUVS YOU TOO ♥

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW BLAST ME A MESSEGE
DON'T BE SHY!!! :)

CAN'T BE SHY FOR LONG CANCELLING MY ACCOUNT ON MAY 15, 2010 :)

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marleytooyou's favorite FMLs

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22110) - you deserved it (9788)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

#9048204
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6255) - you deserved it (32583)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

#13891
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (6961)

On 02/07/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by notpreggers (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15980) - you deserved it (4422)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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