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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 November 1999 (16 years)
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About marlenavalenta : Umm I'm a pretty boring person

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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