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marlenavalenta
  • Town/Country : Vermont!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 November 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 41
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About marlenavalenta : Umm I'm a pretty boring person

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69240) - you deserved it (179697)

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