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marks06
  • Town/Country : us
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

#7412536 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (1587)

On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (27818) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

#7211389 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (19842) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version