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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2892
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About markrs : World of Atrocities

I'm 20. Live in Studio City. I want to become a song writer. I'm attending college majoring in business. I plan to own my own bistro one day. I'm not always funny. Sorry...But when I am funny then yay!!! Lol.

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Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (9448)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38192) - you deserved it (6498)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML

#19399007
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23448) - you deserved it (6665)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9407) - you deserved it (21695)

On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16651) - you deserved it (30004)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22011) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (4246)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (3549)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27315) - you deserved it (10331)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (2106)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28902) - you deserved it (6282)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (46544)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (11863)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39972) - you deserved it (3266)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39972) - you deserved it (3266)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)



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