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markrs
  • Town/Country : Studio City, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2677
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About markrs : World of Atrocities

I'm 20. Live in Studio City. I want to become a song writer. I'm attending college majoring in business. I plan to own my own bistro one day. I'm not always funny. Sorry...But when I am funny then yay!!! Lol.

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Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58992) - you deserved it (4706)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33454) - you deserved it (8601)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

#19893089
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17096) - you deserved it (1879)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30869) - you deserved it (7952)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45513) - you deserved it (3027)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (2909)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26321) - you deserved it (1991)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35165) - you deserved it (3262)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

#19720849
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (6235)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

#19719368
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25540) - you deserved it (10638)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30092) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

#19693767
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17887) - you deserved it (4623)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

#19692417
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22477) - you deserved it (2739)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (14202)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (2240)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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