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marko1596
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3799
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About marko1596 : Open-minded hedonist who writes scripts, lyrics, and short stories. Aspiring to be a film director, screenwriter, and musician.

Favorite movies: Memento, Fight Club, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, The Departed, 12 Angry Men, The Godfather, Oldboy, The Wolf of Wall Street

Favorite directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino

Favorite books: Fight Club, Gone Girl, American Psycho, Lord of the Flies

Favorite artists: Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, RTJ, Radiohead, Swans, Drake, The Weeknd etc... too many to name but you get the picture

Most favorite video game ever: Fallout

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marko1596's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

#20873101
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21251) - you deserved it (107164)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

#20872521
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50205) - you deserved it (4982)

On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

#20872459
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47475) - you deserved it (6899)

On 09/08/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

#20871927
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63741) - you deserved it (3901)

On 09/07/2013 at 7:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

#20871412
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55002) - you deserved it (3696)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

#20866213
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49500) - you deserved it (2984)

On 09/03/2013 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

#20865525
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45122) - you deserved it (4977)

On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

#20862871
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (97790)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

#20860538
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47277) - you deserved it (3925)

On 08/30/2013 at 4:31pm - money - by -_- (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

#20860109
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42755) - you deserved it (15214)

On 08/30/2013 at 8:33am - misc - by charlieg9 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

#20859944
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (40427)

On 08/30/2013 at 2:28am - work - by goodbyepromotion (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

#20859482
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64495) - you deserved it (7104)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

#20859311
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56748) - you deserved it (6322)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom bitched me out for not driving my little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash my tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML

#20859259
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45607) - you deserved it (2604)

On 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by hope they slash you next, mom - United States (Ohio)



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