Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

marko1596

Offline (the 01/29/2016 at 11:52pm) | Search for a member

marko1596

9Fucked!

marko1596
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3820
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About marko1596 : Open-minded hedonist who writes scripts, lyrics, and short stories. Aspiring to be a film director, screenwriter, and musician.

Favorite movies: Memento, Fight Club, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, The Departed, 12 Angry Men, The Godfather, Oldboy, The Wolf of Wall Street

Favorite directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino

Favorite books: Fight Club, Gone Girl, American Psycho, Lord of the Flies

Favorite artists: Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, RTJ, Radiohead, Swans, Drake, The Weeknd etc... too many to name but you get the picture

Most favorite video game ever: Fallout

marko1596's page activity

Visits<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 10:57am<b>gkmd98</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:43pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:25pm<b>Soosuj</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:33am<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:43am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:59am<b>Rainyknights22</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:03pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:53pm<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:25pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 4:23pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:39am<b>serindipityish</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:11pm<b>jerbear91</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:32pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 8:19am<b>Idekanymore123</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 7:58pm<b>Miranda04</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 2:10pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 8:32am<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:55am

Fucked!<b>jerbear91</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:31am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:28am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 2:02pm<b>somehappydude</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 9:57am<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:13am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 7:42am<b>brittanyisbritt</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:31am<b>freshfriesfrench</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 6:36am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 5:16am

marko1596's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of marko1596's badges

marko1596's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

#20877518
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24936) - you deserved it (72097)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60315) - you deserved it (9754)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53320) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

#20876765
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56244) - you deserved it (3612)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:30am - love - by AnonymousLoser (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58610) - you deserved it (13130)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

#20876171
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57806) - you deserved it (12790)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

#20875920
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50071) - you deserved it (3224)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:02pm - animals - by RoommateWanted (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45127) - you deserved it (6553)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

#20875776
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50903) - you deserved it (4396)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

#20875739
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36723) - you deserved it (13353)

On 09/10/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

#20875582
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18425) - you deserved it (92906)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

#20875531
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (6031)

On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

#20875421
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36342) - you deserved it (2477)

On 09/10/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60553) - you deserved it (25161)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76242) - you deserved it (4373)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: