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About marko1596 : Open-minded hedonist who writes scripts, lyrics, and short stories. Aspiring to be a film director, screenwriter, and musician.
Favorite movies: Memento, Fight Club, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, The Departed, 12 Angry Men, The Godfather, Oldboy, The Wolf of Wall Street
Favorite directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino
Favorite books: Fight Club, Gone Girl, American Psycho, Lord of the Flies
Favorite artists: Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, Death Grips, RTJ, Radiohead, Swans, Drake, The Weeknd etc... too many to name but you get the picture
Most favorite video game ever: Fallout
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies". FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
Friday 5 February 2016